Toyfare: The Toy Magazine #36

Synopsis

Rosie O'Donnell hosts the Oscars. Doom wins the award for best foreign film, but is interrupted by a drunk Iron Man singing the "Thong Song." The Duke brothers put gum on Xavier's head, and Red Skull sings a musical tribute to Mr. Jingles. "Pokémon: the Movie 2000" wins best picture over "X-Men: The Movie". Ash insults Americans during his acceptance speech, and the X-Men and Pokémon fight, with Xavier and Psyduck fight on the psychic plane. Spider-Man and Thor watch all of this at home on their TV.