Toyfare: The Toy Magazine #89
January 2005 · 4.99 USD; 6.99 CAD · 116 pages
On sale 2004-11-10
Rated Not Intended for All Ages
UPC 72527403808401
Synopsis
Uatu and Black Bolt take the readers on a tour of how people on different Earths and plants are celebrating Christmas. Treebeard is a Christmas tree, John Boy kills his father, children give presents to Claus, Rodimus tries to kill himself, and Lindsay Lohan gets lingerie. The Snorks freeze to death, Aunt May morns Uncle Ben, Bond and Goldfinger spend the holidays together, the Predators are Jewish, the Borg trade swatches, and Kubricks give gifts. The Peanuts point out to Linus they go to a public school. Meanwhile, Galactus has been eating the Earth.
Credits
- Script
- Pat McCallum, Tom Root, Zach Oat, Justin Aclin, Jon Gutierrez, Doug Goldstein, Chris Ward
- Associate editor, toyfare: the toy magazine
- Justin Aclin
- Editor, toyfare: the toy magazine
- Zach Oat
- Editorial direction, wizard entertainment editorial
- Mel Caylo
- Executive editor, wizard entertainment editorial
- Mike Searle, Andrew Kardon
- Senior editor, toyfare: the toy magazine
- Keith Planit
- Senior managing editor, wizard entertainment editorial
- Joe Yanarella
- Vp & editor-in-chief, wizard entertainment editorial
- Pat McCallum
Notes
The on sale date is taken from the previous issue.
This issue shipped with two covers.