Toyfare: The Toy Magazine #102

Synopsis

When there is a promotion available, the company president pits Alien and Predator against each other for the job. Alien steals Predator's stapler and slimes Frank to the wall. Hudson designs a tracker for Predator to use against Alien, and it shows it in the room. Predator gives a presentation while staring at Ms. Cleavage's cleavage. It is ended when Alien plants facehuggers on all the people in the room. Human Resources makes him watch a video on Alien reproduction after a complaint was made. Alien gets the promotion, Predator is fired, and at his new job has to compete against ET.